1、你家猫肯定揍他家狗了,这地中海,啧啧啧

2、银行:好大的狗胆

3、杀人犯:下面该我上才艺了

4、百度地图:咋滴?印度神油不算油啊

5、打虎亲兄弟,丢人父子兵

6、不用问,再问也是拔管子

7、你家店在哪儿,我现在就过去找你,你别走

8、严格意义上说,你爷爷也没吹牛

9、我与赌毒,豆芽不共戴天

10、杀人还要诛心?

11、这到底是纯欲是纯欲?

12、现实版一颗老鼠屎团灭一锅汤

13、惊不惊喜意不意外

14、没有条件,创造条件也要上

15、我上次敢这样的时候还是3岁

16、不是所有的成功都能复制

17、司机:今天真TM晦气

18、雷公助我

19、要不你让我说几个

20、小朋友:叔叔谢谢你,我差点被我妈卸条大腿

21、你果然从小就聪明

22、让你显摆,刷微信还是刷卡,你刷碗吧你

