1、因为穷,你都做过什么卑微的事情?

2、隔着屏幕我都能听到算盘珠子响

3、猫:本来老子有9条命的

4、让老外崩溃的中国话

5、老板:疫情期间我生意就没好过

6、两位大神之间对话会说点啥呢

7、大傻春,你要干什么

8、我砸了你的蛋糕店

9、鱼:没错,这就是我想说的

10、怎么样,满不满意,效果一下就拉满了

11、你们单位是阎王殿分殿吧

12、父爱如山,跟爹抽烟

13、这玩意儿还有过敏的吗

14、你居然舔脸跟我比OK

15、欺负我数学不好是吧

16、你奶奶是不是叫撒旦

17、资本家诚不欺我

18、这位客服朋友,你是不是没被打过

19、来,拎着你的行李,过来一趟

20、想不到还有意外收获

21、还敢这前讲价,傻了吧

22、这位朋友一定是位钓友

23、神诈骗短信

24、不说了,我也摘眼镜试试

